|A ladies man from way back...|
6 year old boy: Papa, I can't believe how much you kiss Mama.
Papa: You think I kiss Mama a lot, huh?
boy: Yes, especially at Mass...(pause)...You know, when we shake hands.
Papa: Oh...well kissing at that time is special for Mama's and Papa's
boy: When I am big and I marry a woman I am going to kiss her a lot.
Papa: Well, that's good.
boy: Yah, I am going to kiss her in the morning, at night, AND at Mass.